Funny Story
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Read between July 23, 2024 - August 26, 2025
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Bridget Jones’s Diary?”
Gracie Blaylock
Bruh
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Life, I’d learned, is a revolving door. Most things that come into it only stay awhile.
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Emily is eating.
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Yes, every time I remember this, I inch closer to death.
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lol
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Miles is the other kind. The kind that’s disarming enough that you don’t feel nervous talking to him, or like you need to show your best angle, until—wham! Suddenly, he’s smiling at you with his messy hair and impish smirk, and you realize his hotness has been boiling around you so slowly you missed it.
Gracie Blaylock
Yes.
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“A lot could change before then,” he says.
Gracie Blaylock
i H A T E this guy. MANCHILD
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Miles slides his forearms across the glossy wooden bar. “Well, well, well,” he says, just loud enough to be heard over the room’s ambient noise. “If it isn’t my adoring girlfriend.”
Gracie Blaylock
This is so hot.
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You can’t untell someone your secrets. You can’t unsay those delicate truths once you learn you can’t trust the person you handed them to.
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“That’s no problem,” Miles says, pouring a taste of white wine for each of us. “All we have to do is get married, and then stay together until they split up. And if they have kids, just have one more than them. If they get a dog, we get a cuter dog. If they buy a new house, we get a mansion.”
Gracie Blaylock
I'm in love.
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If a person lets you down, it’s time to reconsider what you’re asking of them.
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!!!!!
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arts fair,
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I read this as "air farts"
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“I remember that lyric from the second stanza of the ballad they sang about you.”
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“It’s always nice to be reminded that your ex really was as big of an asshat as you remember him being.”
Gracie Blaylock
Period!
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You can’t force a person to show up, but you can learn a lesson when they don’t. Trust people’s actions, not their words. Don’t love anyone who isn’t ready to love you back. Let go of the people who don’t hold on to you. Don’t wait on anyone who’s in no rush to get to you.
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A heady rush of tension. To defuse it, I say, “Like I’m hiding an extra set of arms.”
Gracie Blaylock
Me