Funny Story

by Emily Henry

Hell, I’m old enough to have a daughter named Renesmee on one of those U-5 soccer teams where the kids take turns kicking the ball the wrong way, then sitting down midfield to take off their shoes.

She tells me she can now deadlift one hundred and sixty pounds.

I’ll never forget the day I deadlifted 165lbs and screamed it out to the whole rock climbing gym

“She once dumped a guy because he thought Mamma Mia 2 was better than the original,” he tells me.

Pshhhhh imagine