Funny Story
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Life, I’d learned, is a revolving door. Most things that come into it only stay awhile.
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Until that moment, I’d carried my life like a handkerchief knapsack at the end of a broom handle, something small and containable I could pick up and move at the drop of a hat. And I never knew what it was I was running from, or to, until he said it.
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Home. The word stoked an ember in my chest. Here was the permanence I’d been waiting for. A place that would belong to us.
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Just the thought of it now is enough to tip me over the edge.
Kristen Ricci
Lol
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when people are always late, I don’t expect them to be reliable,
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convince me to go back to school to become a librarian,
Kristen Ricci
You have to go to school for that?
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If you don’t give other people responsibility for your feelings, you can have a decent relationship with most of them.”
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“Daphne,” he tuts. “Daphne, Daphne, Daphne.”
Kristen Ricci
I like miles hes funny
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It’s been so long since I’ve been curled up against anyone.
Kristen Ricci
Heard
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“I’ll be better.
Kristen Ricci
?
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“Okay, just scream enough at the top of your lungs and I’ll use context clues to figure it out.”
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Lol
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chortle.
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I haTe this word
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“Out here, you’re small and there’s no one else around, but you’re not lonely. It’s like you’re connected to everyone and everything.”
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longing for the kind of noise, clutter, permanence that comes from having a family,
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cleaved
Kristen Ricci
? This means 'to split'
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“And you can’t control it, anyway. Feelings are like weather. They just happen, and then they pass.”
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the key to being able to talk to anyone might just be curiosity.
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Those are the moments that make a life.
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Remember who this is for.”
Kristen Ricci
Who is this for
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chewed
Kristen Ricci
Hate this phrase
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The same universe that dispassionately takes things away can bring you things you weren’t imaginative enough to dream up.
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power-nap under the desk,
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?
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He swallows hard. “Come home. Please.” “I can’t.”
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Bruh
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You’re wonderful. You’re the reason for the word wonderful. It really shouldn’t be used for anything else.
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Aw
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So many of the most beautiful things in life are unexpected.
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“Funny story…” he says, but he doesn’t go on, just watches me and waits. He knows how much I love to tell it.