“Never threaten someone with losing a limb when you can go gorier. Try this next time: Touch me without my consent and I’ll gut you with my teeth and then strangle you with your own intestines.” He imagined her saying that, and his pants grew uncomfortably tight. “See how much better that sounds?” She glared. “If you’ll give me paper and a pen, I’ll take notes.” He was starting to like this chick.
