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Abligo n. One who prides himself on not even knowing what day of the week it is.
Abruzzo n. The worn patch of ground under a swing.
Ahenny adj. The way people stand when examining other people’s bookshelves.
Alltami n. The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.
Gress vb. (RARE) To stick to the point during a family argument.
Hessle vb. To try and sort out which sleeve of a sweater is inside out when you’re already half-way through putting it on.
Hewish adj. In a mood to swipe at vegetation with a stick.
Hull adj. Descriptive of the smell of a weekend cottage.
Jid n. The piece of paper on top of the jam inside the jam jar.
Kalami n. The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road maps properly.
Kimmeridge n. The light breeze which blows through your armpit hair when you are stretched out sunbathing.
Lambarene adj. Feeling better for having put pyjamas on.
Laxobigging ptcpl.vb. Struggling to extrude an extremely large turd.
Paradip n. Polite word for the act of washing one’s genitals in the wash-basin.
Swanibost adj. Completely shagged out after a hard day having income tax explained to you.
Tingewick n. The first, sleepy morning stirrings of the penis.
Toronto n. Generic term for anything which comes out in a gush despite all your careful efforts to let it out gently, e.g. flour into a white sauce, tomato ketchup on to fried fish, sperm into a human being, etc.
