A lot of guys make big productions about getting a girl to come home with them: coming up with elaborate stories and props, etc. If she wants to go home with you, she needs the mildest of excuses to agree: • “I’ve got the coolest dog, you should come see him.” • “I’m not tired yet. Want to check out that movie I was talking about?” • “I make an awesome omelet. Come over. I’ll make you one.”