The Devil Wears Scrubs (Dr. Jane McGill, #1)

by Freida McFadden

I always thought it never expired. Like American cheese.

You definitely should not eat cheese that doesn't expire

Code Yellow: Bomb threat. Holy crap.

Missing patient in Ontario

“I can give you Benadryl,”

Hes been displaying drug seeking behaviour

Chandler was manipulating me all along and I hadn’t the slightest clue.

Mmmhmm

In medicine, there is something known as the ROAD specialties, which is an acronym for the four specialties that have the best reimbursement to hours ratio. Basically, great lifestyle with lots of money. ROAD stands for: Radiology Ophthalmology Anesthesiology Dermatology

“I think we better try to even things out a bit on this short call,” he says. “Jan, you can take one patient. Connie, you can admit three.”

Haha

If I’m going to be sleeping in the same apartment as her, I need to protect myself.

She needs someone with a backbone to tell her to fuck off

Kidney failure

Got my transplant oct 28 2020

“A pillow fight!” Nina whacks me in the shoulder with a pillow and I shield myself. “Come on, it will be fun.”

I want to be Ninas friend

“We’re going out now anyway,” Nina says, jutting her chin out in Julia’s direction. “I just came by to have a look at how disgusting your bathroom was.”

Hahahahah

“You killed Mrs. Jefferson,” I practically spit at her. “You deserve to lose your license.”

This was bound to happen

And finally, I want to thank the real Dr. Alyssa Morgan, for being such a big bitch that I had to write a whole book to complain about you.

Hahha I hope she read this