“I’ll take a Fizz.” “You mean a bourbon and Fizz?” he retorts in challenge. Oh shit. “No, I mean a regular Fizz.” The server says, “But you’ve been drinking bourbon all day, Mr. Hale. Are you sure you don’t want another one?” “You’ve been drinking hard liquor all day?”
WHO IS THIS SERVERRR. PISSING ME OFF. STOP RUINING EVERYTHING???
