Women don’t want to think about money? In America, women make on average eighty-two cents for every dollar a white man makes. And those numbers only get worse when you specifically look at populations of women of color. Black women make sixty cents per dollar, and Hispanic women make fifty-five cents per dollar. Maybe it’s more that people don’t want women thinking about money, because if we do, we might start burning shit to the ground, and nothing kills the fine dining atmosphere like a gallon of gasoline, a match, and a feminist agenda.

