Museums are a great cultural experience, and by that I mean a great opportunity for you to repeatedly tell your children not to touch things. I find museums incredibly exhausting, and by that I mean acting like you’re interested in some of those exhibits. “So this is a painting by another European painter of another unattractive European from the 1700s? Fascinating.” It seems like they were only painting the sad, ugly people back then. “Hey, you’re hard on the eyes, why don’t I paint your portrait?”
