Here are the stats from dinner: LEG SQUEEZES: 21 COMPLIMENTS ON HOW I LOOK, WHISPERED TOO CLOSE TO MY EAR: 6 USES OF THE TERM BRO WHEN CONVERSING WITH JUSTIN: 13 ASS PINCHES (WHEN I GOT UP TO GO TO THE LADIES’ ROOM): 2 FRANK SOCRATES SIGHTINGS: 0 MINUTES I FELT GUILTY FOR LYING: approximately all 110 of them
