Fat Vampire (Fat Vampire, #1)
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And he was, lastly, the kind of person who prayed out loud to a god he didn’t believe in when nobody could hear him but himself, just to prove a point.
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For humans, the lines don’t blur. You’re not almost having sex with nachos when you eat them.”   Reginald thought that Maurice had never seen him eat nachos.
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He’d once known a man named Ronald Reagan. The man was so liberal, he was left-handed. Reginald had always meant to ask why he didn’t just go by ‘Ron,’ but had never had the nerve.