“We are going to have a long talk about this with your mother.” “But she gave him my sausage. It’s not fair.” “Wait, it wasn’t your sausage?” “It was mine. I claimed it.” “Whose plate was it on?” “Michael’s, but I claimed it, so it’s mine.” “You tried to feed your brother to a vampire, because he ate his own sausage.” “It was my sausage!”
