The Mark of Athena (The Heroes of Olympus, #3)

by Rick Riordan

“Impossible!” Octavian broke in. “That’s our most sacred place. If the giants had imprisoned a goddess there—” “They would’ve destroyed her,” Piper said. “And blamed it on the Greeks, and started a war between the camps. Now, be quiet and let Jason finish.”

We need more people dunking on Octavian

“On the bright side,” Percy said, “both Jason and I out rank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.”

Yessssss

“Yeah.” Percy smiled. “We’ve got a dam hole.”

“Yes!” Hazel said. “Probably just something she read in a book.” “Books,” Ella muttered helpfully. “Ella likes books.”

Ella gives me Moaning Mertle vibes

“That trireme is not a ship of peace!” “Come aboard, man,” Leo offered. “I’ll give you a tour. You can steer the boat, and if you’re really good I’ll give you a little paper captain’s hat to wear.”

Lolllllll

Leo had learned to interpret this machine language. Other demigods could understand Latin and Greek. Leo could speak Creak and Squeak.

Well that was cute

Nemesis revved her engine and disappeared in a mushroom cloud of black smoke.

Is that even possible ?

“You know how ugly Narcissus is?” Leo asked the crowd. “He’s so ugly, when he was born his mama thought he was a backward centaur—with a horse butt for a face.”

Clunky burn

“Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex.

Lolllllllllllll

Annabeth felt that deadline weighing on her, too. She’d always had mixed feelings about Nico di Angelo. She suspected that he’d had a crush on her ever since they rescued him and his big sister Bianca from that military academy in Maine;

Oh girl. Come on

He wasn’t sure if he was mad at Annabeth, or his dream, or the entire Greek/Roman world that had endured and shaped human history for five thousand years with one goal in mind: to make Percy Jackson’s life suck as much as possible.

Main character problems