“You teach combat, I guess.” Aphros threw up his hands in exasperation. “Why does everyone assume that?” Leo glanced at the massive sword on the fish-guy’s back. “Uh, I don’t know.” “I teach music and poetry!” Aphros said. “Life skills! Homemaking! These are important for heroes.” “Absolutely.” Leo tried to keep a straight face. “Sewing? Cookie baking?” “Yes. I’m glad you understand. Perhaps later, if I don’t have to kill you, I will share my brownie recipe.”

