The Bad Weather Friend

by Dean Koontz

At the Mayweather Universal Air Freight facility at LAX, Tyler Looney used the lavatory and spent the rest of his fifteen-minute midmorning break sitting on his forklift, in the warehouse, drinking a Red Bull and thinking about changing his last name.

That's the 1st thing I thought when I read that name. Why live with a name like that if you aren't a comedian.

What do you think of the name Tyler Pinkflower? As a performer’s name.”

Nope! You know what a pinkflower looks like? That would be what everyone in music would call him instead of pinkflower. Better to stick with Loonie if this is the only other option.