Carter Beats the Devil

by Glen David Gold

I didn’t invent sugar or flour, but I bake a mean apple pie.”

You must practice and practice and again till sore Only then are you ready to practice once more

one should always treat one’s animals well. All else will follow.

There was a thin line between pulling rabbits out of hats and turning water into wine.

“The hardest thing is to know everything you know so far and still have faith.”

There was no feeling that deserved more to be bottled and reapplied at leisure than having recently been kissed by a pretty girl.

There were never moments in your life when you actually saw something end, for whether you knew it or not something else was always flowering.