Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World
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Around young, beautiful, fat women, I am generally thrown into confusion.
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If anything, I think of myself as more the non-turn-on type. So when I do get turned on, I don’t trust it; I have to investigate the source.
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I never understand how people can be lax about choosing sofas.
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Sofas constitute a realm inviolate unto themselves.
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As Shakespeare said, die this year and you don’t have to die the next.
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“You must not let fatigue set in,” she warns. “That is what my mother said. Let your body work until it is spent, but keep your mind for yourself.”
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Somewhere out there, a volcano might blow, Israeli commandos might decimate a Palestinian village. I couldn’t stop it. I was going to sleep.
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Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say.
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I have a thing about losers. Flaws in oneself open you up to others with flaws.
Mackenzie Brown
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To have all the building blocks of your life in place by that age was, by any standard, a tragedy.
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A good woodsman has only one scar on him. No more, no less.
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To stop experiencin’ is to die.
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No particular significance to it. Just thought I’d make it up on a phrenological whim, ho ho.
Mackenzie Brown
Ho ho!
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“Yessir, paperclips are ideal. Cheap, don’t rust, magnetize in a jiff, loop them t’hang ’round your neck.
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“Do you like having your semen swallowed?” the girl wanted to know.
Mackenzie Brown
I actually hate this character so so much it’s not even funny
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Rainy-Day Laundry, Car Rental Bob Dylan
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Even if I had my life to live over again, I couldn’t imagine not doing things the same. After all, everything—this life I was losing—was me. And I couldn’t be any other self but my self.
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I ordered a draft and some oysters on the half shell.
Mackenzie Brown
Also how I would spend my final day
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Who would have guessed a sweet seventeen-year-old, J. D. Salinger- and George Harrison-fan of a girl would go through such changes.
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Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again. I felt better for having met her.
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The shrimp were consummately fresh, the oysters kissed by the sea.
Mackenzie Brown
Mm
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Two people can sleep in the same bed and still be alone when they close their eyes, if you know what I mean.”
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What the hell have you ever chosen? she’d say. And she’d be right. I’d never decided to do a single thing of my own free will.
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I thought about snails and suzuki in butter sauce and shaving cream and Blowing in the Wind. The world is full of revelations.