“Miss, it might shock you to know that this building is home to one of the greatest conspiracies in history!” he declared. “Oh?” she said weakly. “In this building the government keeps its secrets about the truth!” he explained. “The truth?” “Yes!” he said, and he paused impressively. “About what?” she finally asked. “Excuse me?” “The truth about what?” she prompted him patiently. “Everything they’ve been concealing! Are you aware that the British government has been hiding evidence of alien landings for the past twenty years?” “They have?” We have? She resolved to look up aliens in the files
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