The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

by Matt Dinniman

Carl: Donut. Do you know why they don’t like you? Donut: IT’S THE OTHER CAT. HAVANA BROWNS ARE UNTRUSTWORTHY MONGRELS. ALMOST AS BAD AS SPHYNXES AND SCOTTISH FOLDS.

I love Donut's hate for sphynx cats lmao

“Princess. Stop. It’s not what it looks like.” “Well, it looks like you were dragged face first through the makeup aisle at the dollar store,”