The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

by Matt Dinniman

“They say the sincerest form of flattery is when someone copies you.” Donut scoffed. “No, Carl. That’s just something thieves say to make themselves feel better about stealing other people’s stuff. The sincerest form of flattery is when people cry when they meet you.”

“Do you remember the aloe vera plant incident? Miss Beatrice was most displeased with you. She was only gone for two days.” “That was you!” I said. “You knocked it over and pulled it out!” “Well, you should have watched me better.”

every cat owner knows this is probably exactly the convo we would have on the daily