Taken by the Alien Next Door (Aliens Among Us, #1)

by Tiffany Roberts

The phrase I want you to carry my offspring was not one that human females found endearing.

tends not to, bub

Violence, though glorified in human media, was frowned upon in reality.

speak on it

before the plague had decimated the population of faloran females?

naturally

FEMALE?????

HAHAH

The faloran species had survived two generations after a devastating virus had claimed most of their females.

of course

A low growl rumbled in Zevris’s chest,

calm your titties, alpha alien

I cannot lye, I love making soap.

what the fawk

The female’s eyes fell upon him.

He rose from his crouch, still holding the battered mailbox, and his new perspective only offered him new appreciation of her.

he's rocking a whole ass boner I KNOW IT

“Tabitha,” he purred, one corner of his mouth curling upward. “Is that your name?”

UGGGGGGGH

I’ll forget the boots if you have dinner with me.

playaaa, my man

After only a minute, she decided that was too depressing, so she scrolled on until she found a compilation of cute cat videos, laughing at all their cute, crazy antics.

typical afternoon activities…? lol

but I would be lying if I said I would not enjoy watching you.”

HAHAAH WTF

Was it possible to come from words alone?

NOT THOSE WORDS BITCH LMAOO

After almost a year of wondering what it meant, he finally understood one of the human phrases he’d heard so often. That ass, though.

WHY?! WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAY HAPPEN TO ME?!!!

He knew it was a leap in logic, but that lack of male scent could very well have meant Tabitha was without a mate, that she was unclaimed…that she was single. I will mark her.

lol

What was the human phrase? Blowing his load, or something along those lines?

definitely not that

If only the instructional videos humans called pornography weren’t so sorely lacking in terms of courtship. Every one he’d watched skipped almost immediately to mating and had no information on building a relationship.

okay…lots to unpack here

Even when she’d run, some primal aspect of Zevris had taken it as a challenge, as an invitation, to give chase. His instincts seemed to recognize some unspoken message—she wanted him to claim her.

men.

he did not see how it would say, I am your male, become my mate.

you could get her a billboard

Heat rushed to his groin and suffused his cock, which was instantly hard and throbbing within the confines of his jeans.

can he get his shit under control

“You didn’t have to do that. Thank—” “Goodnight,”

HAHAGATAFA IM FUCKING ROLLING

I’m amazed it’s still attached after the treatment I’ve had to give it.

too much fucking info there zev

He couldn’t help but notice how well she fit against him—how her luscious backside was pressed firmly to his pelvis, as though it were meant to be there.

not the time, bub

positioned the keys to jut out from between the fingers of her closed fist like metal claws. A grin teased at Zevris’s lips, but he held it back. My mate has claws.

AGHHHHHHHHH

“Until you, Tabitha.”

aww

“You’re insane.” Zevris leaned over her, bracing himself on one hand while he caught her chin with the other. She struggled to pull away, but he held firm. “And you are beautiful.”

i'd fold

So why did some deep, primal part of him like it? Why did that part of him like having Tabitha beneath him, having her at his mercy, having her staring up at him with her cheeks flushed and hair tousled?

because, alas, you are a man :(

Friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, debt collectors, the mailperson—there were so many people she might have been connected to who would eventually notice her absence.

DEBT COLLECTORS HAHAH—SHE LEGIT GAVE YOU $200 BRUH

as though he subconsciously longed to wag it, just like the dog was wagging his. “No. I refuse,” he said.

what. the. fuck.

There were no contacts marked as Brother or Sister,

humans don't tend to do that, hon

Other covers displayed inhuman characters—a male with a scorpion-like body; a tentacled, gray-skinned male holding a female; muscled, blue men with horns and tails; part-machine, part-animal males apparently called Cyborg Shifters.

lmao this man is having an absolute field day

His female apparently found appeal in the notion of mating with inhuman males. A slow grin stretched across his face.

i simply cannot live anymore

He let the remains fall to the floor and kicked them under the dresser.

well, you're an asshole

Perhaps it would be of use at some point…

SEE, NOW WE'RE TALKIN

“Well, would you recognize each other if you ran into another…faeleon?” “Faloran.

lol

Zevris plucked up a lacy pair of black and hot pink panties, dangling them from the claw of his pointer finger. “I look forward to seeing these on you, though I’m even more excited about taking them off.”

DAMN SON GOT MAD GAME

Was she so starved for affection that she could forgive what he’d done? Yes. Yes, I am.

real

“You may shower while you’re in there,” Zevris said. She stopped and looked at him, wrinkling her nose. “Are you saying I stink?”

HHAAH ARE YOU SAYING I STINK LMAO

“And to be clear, I am not referring to any perfume you might wear, or the smell of your antiperspirant, soap, or shampoo. Your scent is a lure I will never be able to resist.”

that is one wild explanation, brother

“You pervert!” Despite the closed door between them, Zevris’s laughter carried to Tabitha clearly;

ha

“Sleep, Nykasha. You’ll need your energy if you mean to continue your resistance tomorrow.”

Cutie

Once the dog was done, Zevris used the bag to pick up the still-warm droppings and tied it shut.

awesome description of dog shit! thank you!

Zevris had left her aroused, unfulfilled, and unable to empty her bladder.

shitty kidnapper tbf

But for now, his goal was simple and clear. He walked into her kitchen, plucked the potted cactus off its windowsill perch, and returned to his dwelling.

STFU what a cutie patutie

“So, four weeks to convince me, and you promise not to tie me up again?” she asked. Not unless you ask me too, Nykasha.

PLAYAAAA

“Come upstairs. I have something for you.” Is it his throbbing dick?

wouldn't put it past him

“My ex hated doing that.”

why tf did you choose to say THAT

he needed a distraction himself if he ever wanted the pain in his shaft to wane.

the title of this book should be "A Man's Guide to Controlling His Constant and Uncontrollable Boner"

“That sounds pretty close to what you’ve been calling me.” Zevris chuckled, once again running his finger along hers. “Nykasha. It means beloved one.”

mmmmmmmm