Taken by the Alien Next Door (Aliens Among Us, #1)

by Tiffany Roberts

“I’m feeling a little...parched myself.”

SCREAMINGGG

He’d never had this done to him.

ok why do i actually LOVE that

The Phantom of the Opera. I’m still irked that Christine never chose the Phantom.”

ME TOO BITCH ME TOO

“Are they referring to you when they say cow?”

this question would be my thirteenth reason

“Oh, shit. Tabitha?”

WHAT DA FUCK

“Zevris, unless you get kicks out of golden showers, I suggest you let me go,” she muttered into the pillow. “I would enjoy any shower with you, Nykasha.”

aint no way

“The universe seems determined to block my cock today,” Zevris grumbled, tightening his hold on her. Tabitha burst out laughing. “You know what cockblocking is?”

christ

But he hadn’t acted as though they strained him in the slightest, and he’d even said one of the most romantic things he could have ever said to her when they’d first walked into the store. Buy as many books as you want.

get me a man like that RIGHT NOW

A devious thought entered her mind.

i'm instigating this situation so hard rn

“Nykasha, what have you done?”

i am seriously about to go feral

“Do you like this, Nykasha?” he asked, voice rough. “By how wet you are and the sexy little sounds you’re making, I’d say you’re enjoying this very much.”

AHHHHHHHHH

Her essence and his seed

👎🏻👎🏻

He came with a roar, his cock expanding for an instant before his seed blasted inside her womb, filling her with heat.

i hate everything about that sentence

she’d been ridden hard, but well-loved.

alrighty then!

“I have information to pass on. There is a fragrance here that has had severe effects on me. Convallaria majalis, known in English as lily of the valley.” “What effects?” “Dramatically increased sexual drive and

WHY TF ARE YOU REPORTING THIS YOU WACK

“Mmm, this kitty could go for a little cream herself,” Tabitha whispered back, grazing the bulge in his pants with her fingers.

i simple don't have the energy to put up with this kind of behavior

“I’ve decided to be a magnanimous conqueror and return the spoils of war to their rightful owner.” With a bit a flourish, he presented her the bag of cotton candy. “I am not so shortsighted as to believe this sweetness can compare to that which I truly desire.”

stop it he is so adorbs

Tabitha’s smile grew. Ever since she’d met Zevris, he’d made her feel worthy, beautiful, and loved. She had never felt as sexy as he made her feel.

yes, love it yada yada—WE KNOW

She barely made it to the toilet before everything she’d eaten the night before came back up.

you are very pregnant, honey girl

her eyes widened. A car had run the red light and was speeding toward her. I didn’t even get to tell him. He’ll never know.

WHAT THE FUCK NOO YOU STUPID BITCH NO

She’s fine. She’s in stable condition, and my Nykasha is fine.

poor baby--he is so stressed

She sniffled and laughed softly. “You’re going to be a daddy.”

AWWHVWSHSWHBW

“You were always meant to be mine, Nykasha.”

i've been blacking out every other word of this epilogue