The Monster's Den (A Monstrous World, #1)

by Jillian West

I've lived nearly four hundred years without being a stalker. I'm not going to start now. Probably. Although, it couldn't hurt to make sure she made it home safely, right? No, of course not. That makes me a good boss, not a creep with boundary issues.

Comedy gold

I accidentally bonded a delusional sex demon. Yeah, that about sums up my life.

Funny

“Wait, how old are you?” “Barely shy of four hundred,” I reply, pulling her flush with my front. “Still very much in the prime of my life.” Emerson sputters. “That's unreal.” “If you think I'm old.” I laugh, shaking my head. “Absolutely do not ask Laithe or Arsyn how old they are.” “Ohmigod, I've been banging the elderly.” Emerson snorts.

Funny!

“You're looking a wee bit murdery,”

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