pre-cum slicks my palm.
I find myself wondering sometimes if the cum-loving authors think it's posh, or educated to use the Latin word for "with" in place of come. I will admit that the "summa cum laude" tee shirt earlier in this tale gave me a snort-giggle. But mostly, my mind goes straight to some pimply, "Hukt on fonix wurkt fer me" dropout scrawling angry, hideously misspelled teen graffiti on bathroom stalls---or worse yet, some cro-magnon grownup version of same, scribbling his now-solidified hatred before going out to beat the crap out of someone smaller, weaker, and most of all, different from what he perceives, or wishes to perceive, himself to be.
