Surely You Can't Be Serious: The True Story of Airplane!

by David Zucker

J. Simpson was wonderfully stiff in both Capricorn One and The Towering Inferno. David: I directed him in the Naked Gun movies. Although he actually improved with each film, his acting remained a lot like his murdering—he got away with it, but no one really believed him. Jim: Didn’t you guys become friends? David: Not really. The last time I ever saw him was at the wrap party for Naked Gun 33⅓. We shook hands, I sold him my knife collection, and never saw him again.