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December 30, 2017 - January 1, 2018
I was in England now. The land of Shakespeare, Chaucer, and—as I was quickly learning—inventive swearing.
My stomach churned as I watched the contact name slowly scroll across the screen: Under No Circumstances Should You Answer A Call From This Ballsack, it read. That would be my ex-boyfriend. See? Brits aren’t the only ones who can swear creatively.

