At the current rate of gossip I’m bound to encounter some joke soon about the privileges of rank that I can’t pretend not to hear, and I’ll have to quash the unlucky, er, humorist. I have an aversion to closed doors anyway. You never know what’s on the other side.” Cordelia laughed outright. “It reminds me of that old joke, where the girl says, ‘Let’s not, and tell everybody we have.’ ”

