Elements of Chemistry: Attraction (Hypothesis, #1)

by Penny Reid

Little did he know, I possessed no feminine wiles. Only the willies and the heebie jeebies.

Even if I were Martin’s girl—which I wasn’t—there was nothing amiss with me sitting next to Martin’s friend. I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on.

“He’s so awful. He’s…he’s like ammonium dichromate with mercury thiocyanate. He’s the college boy equivalent of the bowels of hell.”

I’m not a buffet. Guys can’t sample the lo mein just because I’m standing there. I get a vote in who eats my noodles.”