“Don’t get too friendly with him.” I blinked. “Excuse me?” “He’s a total loser,” she said. “No one likes him. And if you start hanging out with him, you’ll be buying yourself a one-way ticket to to Loserville City.” “Is that anywhere near Dorktown Village?” I clasped my hands with mock excitement. “I was hoping to see that just once before I die.” Her nostrils flared. “I’m just trying to help.” “And I’m just trying to appreciate it.”
