How Y'all Doing? Misadventures and Mischief from a Life Well Lived

by Leslie Jordan

“Happiness is a choice. Happiness is a habit. And happiness is something you have to work hard at. It does not just happen.”

have learned over the years that the only really frightening behavior with butch straight guys happens when they are in a pack. They are like wolves showing off for each other.

My mind is like a bad neighborhood. Honey, you do not want to go up there alone.

The world is a better place for having Dolly Parton in it.

I think our dreams are what sustain us in hard times. Dreams are what keep us childlike. I love that they can grow and expand as we grow and expand.

Honey, if embellishment were a sin, I would be sitting in a roaring fire with Beelzebub right now.