Jerry Yoakum

“Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.”
― Mark Twain

“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
― Mark Twain

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
― Mark Twain

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
― Mark Twain