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Dear Mr/Ms/Mx [Name],

I suggest you read this letter somewhere private, where nobody can look over your shoulder, as this is a matter for your eyes

Dear Mr/Ms/Mx [Name],

I suggest you read this letter somewhere private, where nobody can look over your shoulder, as this is a matter for your eyes only.

Are you alone now?

Good.

We here at the Taipan Academy of Dark Magic are proud to inform you that you have been accepted into the curriculum. As you may or may not know, Taipan Academy is a very exclusive school, and you have been chosen from among hundreds of potential students. The staff has been watching your skills from afar and has chosen to share with you this delightful opportunity.

If you wish to attend the Academy, there is a form included in the envelope. Sign it and give it back to the raven. They'll know where to go. Also enclosed is your train ticket. You will receive your supplies at the station. If you, unfortunately, do not wish to enroll, then hand this letter and the rest of the envelope to the raven. Again, they'll know where to go.

Good Luck.

Headmistress Voronin
Taipan Academy Of Dark Magic