1. On the thirteenth day of
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Rules:
1. On the thirteenth day of the moon shift of Mournswould, Offer yourself to Sartosa under the world.
2. On the eve of a blue moon you shall drink the blood of a goat. (Now several people were upset by this and I'll clear it up. Don't worry you can still drink goat blood any other day.)
3. Meet at Stonehenge on the eve of September 8 2040. Meet if dead or alive.
4. No magic use by mortals on the sabbath. This is a holy day!
5. You believe we were intelligently created, life did not randomly appear. How silly.
6. You must then fight a powerful bog monster. If you survived, we congratulate you on a job well done, and you may move on to the next rule; If not, some of us are writers and I'm sure we'll think of something to write at your funeral.
7.If you follow, partake in, and, or believe in these rules, you may need serious mental help, and there for are no longer eligible to join this group.
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