
I don't have a super strong opinion about them. I just think it's lame that they can't drink.

Nope. Jesus was Judeas by the Romans, Master by his followers, and Jee... well, you don't want to hear mine.

Well... when he was executed he was Judeas.

... uh... Do any of you know Jesus's name?

And see? Isn't it kind of a douche move to have a place with eternal horridity for people who don't want to sing lame songs and spend a good two hours sitting quietly in little rows listening to some moron preaching? And no, I know that Trees don't just appear. They originally started out as single-celled lifeforms that were formed by DNA that formed by different chemicals mixing, about TWO BILLION(not 7,000)years ago. Multi-celled creatures only began to exist about half a billion years ago.

Thus world is not worth living in. Why have life if it just ends? Unexplain
able. Life is... rather pointless.

...Er... the first edition of the bible found was carbon-dated to AD 123, long after Jesus was dead. I apologize.

Because Jesus preached Christianity, but the bible was written after he was alive. What book held their holy worships? Exactly. Skepticism in my game.

Thanks! I am about 93.774.836.9477238% pessimistic.

I'm an idiot. I'm a lame, dumb, ugly, tall, skinny, moron.

AAUUHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, I WANT NO PRAYERS SENT MY WAY. I'M FINE THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

I am 100% atheist. Please don't hate me, I just don't believe in god of any sort. Sorry.

I know that. I did know that. I just didn't want to keep spelling.

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What? Sorry, I only know how to say 'Bonjour, les amis. Je suis Ari, maître de la mort.'