Creature’s Comments (group member since Dec 23, 2009)

Creature’s comments from the If Only... group.

"Dagon"
The letter is "G" and is found in a field.

Make mine Pear juice.
Have a Great Day!!!

And sending a volley over the masthesd of your ship might be excitin' as well. C'mon ye Landlubbers, the only way ye can let others know about the tfreacheries of flyin' under the Jolly Roger is to write about it. Arrr! Ye can do it. All ye got to do is keep a log like me ole' buddy Capt. James Tiberius...
"...Kirk Here!"
"Captain, it appears we are approaching the Mutar nebulon and It is reaching a vaporous arm out to greet us."
"Well what are you waiting for, Mr. Spock. Scan for life forms."

"There are several life forms Captain, and they are human."
"Patch me through, I'll take it here in engineering."
...Crackle, Crackle...
"Aye, Kirk me lad, are ye there. This is yer ole'pal..."
"...Captain Cordray. How can I ever forget such a scurvy dog as yourself?"
"AARR! Ye do me no justice. Permission to come aboard."
"Permission granted. One to Beam up Scotty."
"Aye Captain."



You see? That's how fun it is and why I like fantasy. You can do anything with it, including mixing elements of the past and future. all you need is one pirate ship, one USS Enterprise, and a Mutar Nebulon, and you're in the story business. AR! AR! AR!!!

I guess we're giving advice on how to write the next great Pirate Story. Complete with Pirate speak?!?!?
"Now hoist the sails Me lads, tis time for another adventure. AAARRRGGG!!!
Honestly, I don't know what started it but it's been both fun and funny.
My advise; keep reading and writing. As Stephen King says; It's hard to be a good writer if you are not a good reader.
"Aye, Me Bucko, hand me that map. We're sailing through strange waters and ye better be sharp lads. Man the crow's nest and give me a depth reading. Aye lads, we'll thread the needle and clear these reefs. Davey Jones will not claim us this day. You hear me Jones. It is I , Captain Cordray, and I be comin' after your treasure."

Shiver me timbers. we've got a bloomin' landlubber among us. I'll run ye through unless ye be sidin' with us!!! AAARRRGGG!

Aye you have Puss-n=Boots aboard but it'll do ye no good. We have a "Cat in the Hat" and he'll feed ye yer green eggs and Ham.

Split her open at the seams and prepare to board her. Aye, spare me the Captain. We'll make him walk the plank. The sharks need a bit of a meal. Aye, lads, we will drink to our victory as the Brits slip beneath the sea. Take no prisoners and spare no Parlay.

ARRR! Then we be runnin' the skull and cxrossbones and set up a Broadside. Load the cannons and prepare to board. We'll send those dogs where they belong, down to Davey Jones Locker. Their treasure will be ours.

Ah, then we be Rum-Runners Matey's. Shiver me timbers I believe we have struck an accord with yon scurvy dogs!

If only I wasn't already addicted to witches brew. Bring it on (and a flagon of Mead).

"Tremors," "Them." "Tora, Tora, Tora."
The letter is "T" and is something on a shooting Range!

If Only if you promise to serve them with Goblin stew.

Effort! It takes great "effort" and determination to see a writing project through the "ending." Sometimes an "encyclopedia" is needed to figure out fine details.
the letter is "M" and is something found in a graveyard!

If only there is barbeque sauce in fantasy stories. Of course there is. Fantasy has everything. extra barbequed Satyr coming up.
And thazt is the writing tip. Fantasy allows one to stretch the imagination to include whatever is needed to make a phenomonal story. Harry Potter, need I say more???

Ermine! (weasel family)
The letter is "P" and is associated with paper.

If only...Let's have a barbeque. We've got us a Red dragon. I'll bring the Satyr ribs!!!

OOPS!!!! Pardona Me.
The letter is "S" and it's something in the grass.

If only you are a twelfth level female fighter who can become a mighty Red Dragon at will.

Satyr's...hey hand me that flute!!!

If only life wasn't one big royal court (with me the Jester). Oh Well.