Creature’s Comments (group member since Dec 23, 2009)

Creature’s comments from the If Only... group.

Their imagined history is even weirder, I guarantee that (LOL).

I'm ready for whatever; toothbrushes, brooms, vacuum cleaners, treasure, dare I say...Pirates, Dragons, outerspace, inner space, more Dragons, cats. I'm ready for a challenge (and for some fun)!
Have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")

Drama I've never tried but I have written quite a bit of horror. the problem is that this is mostly a fantasy setting. Then again...Fantasy/horror does have a nice ring to it!!!
The "Creature"

If the TB story wasn't a fractured fairy tale fantasy I don't know what is. I was tired when I wrote it and now I'm cringing at all the typos (which I'll fix tonight).
When I sent the story I got an error message back and the story was...GONE!!!! I thought to myself "Oh Well," but now I see it posted.
I know we always write stories of some kind, I juast posed a short-short story contest because most anyone can write 500 words or less. Anything you guys (non gender term) want to write I'll be there. If it's fantasy then I'll pull out the arsenal. I know a few dragons that are chompin' at the bit to have their tales told.
Have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")

How about a short-short story, say 500 words. I think anybody could easily manage that. You might get lots of submissions.


Now about those toothbrushes......

Back in the day, long before the rise and fall of the Roman Empire there was a man named Jasper that worked for a futuristic company called the Fuller Toothbrush company. He couldn't get the idea out of his head as he saw he could make a fortune in trades off this distant futuristic venture that would help people all through0ut the fertile valley, and beyond. He set up shop in an old cave and the voice of some Deity came to him and set him straight...while he slept. The Deity (supply your own here ______________) said, "This is not the way to think this idea out. Manufacturing will not arise for another thousand years. Look to mother nature to provide what it is you need for teeth."
It made complete sense to Jasper. The next day he got a bunch of twigs together and attached some course leaves to them in close-knit rows. The leaves were rolled tight and were put together by neighborhood farm children. He smiled as the first batch was ready by noon. He looked up at the mountins toward Deity's (_______________) home and smailed to himself. He was manufacturing after all. "HHMMPPPHH," was all he said!!!
He got to town and traded his new tooth product like mad. Lots of great stuff found it's way into Jasper's hands. A couple hours later he was all traded out. He packed up all his newly acquired goodies and prepared to leave the city. Just as he made his way out of town, reaching the boudaries, an angry mob appeared at the city gates. Upon noticing Jasper leaving the area they took chase. Hearing the sound of lots of people running and shouting Jasper turned and noticed all their mouths were swollen. It was then he became aware that what they were running after, was him! He ran like a madman, in an attempt
to put lots of distance between hiself and the maddened mob. Their toothbrushes had been made with stinging nettles!!!
High up in the Mountains, Deity (______________) looked down upon the doomed man. "HHHMMMPPPHHH," was all he said before he laughed so uproariously that it caused a landslide of catastrophic proportions.
Tales of the doomed city, having spread for centuries, finally led to the creation of the Fuller Toothbrush company as seen in Jasper's Dreams.
The End???
The "Creature"
Enjoy! Just think (and Laughing) about toothbrush stories inspired me.
Toothbrushes, as you said...an interesting subject...to play around with!!! C-Ya!

WHO?!?!?! (LOL).
have a Great day!!!
The "Creature"

I just saw the "Warriors" one of them anyway and it looked good (probably the newest one) so I'll have to check them out.
Anybody read "Tailchaser's Song" by Tad Williams?
have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")

Aha! both funny and witty> Sadly I wouldn't know because...none of the Doctors are ever female!!!
Have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")

Rombolar looked back over his shoulder and smiled, well as much of a smaile as a Stone man can manage. In a deep booming voice he spoke out to Amira.
"Good Morning Amira. Well I guess it's a good morning anyway. It is a rainy, stormy day. We will have to be more vigilant for thieves and creatures as the rain will help disguise their movements."

Oh yes, one can never forget the good Doctor, in all his myriad forms.

Outside Rombolar sat, ever vigilant, guarding the tent, his Rock-like hide easily repelling the water from the powerful downpour. Another day was soon to begin. Another adventure as well, that was, if Amira emerged from the dry warmth of her shelter. If not, then continue he would to watch over the tent, and Amira. It is what Stone Men did. For they are the guardians of this beautiful, but deadly, world.

Doctor says Normal!!!
Have a Great Day!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")

If only others didn't think we were weird (maybe it's them and not us).

Duly noted. If only.
have a Wonderful Sunday!!!
John

Maybe...we already have. If only we knew!!!
Thoughts to ponder.
John (aka, the "Creature")

If only my dreams weren't...nightmares (well. they're not all that bad but some of them are fairly freaky).
Pleasant Screams!!!
John (aka, the "Creature")

hazards of the job!!!

Yeah, they got him all fired up!!! (sorry, my bad).

If only he could. There is still talk and speculation about his life and death. They need to give it a rest.
Have a Great Day!!!
The "Creature"

It's a Great video for sure!!!