ranya’s Comments (group member since Jul 24, 2014)

ranya’s comments from the No Logic group.

Hahaha thanks

It's awesome

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work."
An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks."
The Irishman says, "That's nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man's body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks."
The American says, "Well hell, that's nothin'. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin' for work!"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh somebody just told me: Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and survives

Hmmm lemme think I know some good ones

Yes. Yes I do.

I feel so left out **sobs**

**awkwardly avoids the hug**

**scoots away slowly**

Haha I'm going to politely decline

Haha are you sure about that

Why am I not adoring? O_O hmmmmm

Not adoring yet...

Yeah I'm on my iPad but idc

Haha I have yet to start adoring

Number three right here!

Oh

That's what matters most lol