
He wasn't big on books lol more of the sports person but I still like him :/ and he acts like he still likes me but I don't wanna read the signs wrong in case he's just trying to be friendly which is really like him >_< confusing

Yeah he was like its cool but I totally agree

No they're not worth it at all. Find the one who loves books just like you, or at least doesn't mind.

A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant."
The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?"
She says, "Because it's started missing its period."

Haha classic blonde jokes

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue “Y” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend goes to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green “M” on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor. “No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?”

A: It's the one with the little sticker that reads: "I-DA-HO."

Q: Two little potatoes stand on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

Same. It may just be the bane of my existence