
I recently took a pole and found out 100% of campers were angry when their tent collapsed

Jill broke her finger today. On the other hand she was completely fine

Ask me to stop when you all get tired😂

I’d ask my teddy bear if he’s hungry, but he’s stuffed.

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

What do you call a piece of toast at the zoo? Bread in captivity.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me.

I did a performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

Did you hear about that great new shovel? It’s ground breaking.

Should I send some stupid puns?

That's what I should do but I can't do because I am a hoarder and if I delete things then there's this guilt.Now who's weird :D

And now I need a particular meme and can't find it

My pinterest account has a board with 600+ memes even when I mostly forget to add them to the board.

Ok is there anyone here who lives on memes or just me?

I'm so pissed off right now.My teacher decides now that we'll have to make a project as well as maintain a practical record for both physics and chemistry.
Blobbie! wrote: "It’s summer rn , but before I did actual school"Last time I went to my school was for boards registration last year.

1-2 people attend classes.
Niharika✩ wrote: "you're not in school?"I am but no one cares in my school.