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Mar 31, 2017 12:51AM

114553 Here in Spain they say a priest is a man everyone calls Father...except his own children, who call him Uncle.

And a nun is a woman who married God because God himself wouldn't marry her!

(Oops...three Our Fathers and three Hail Marys...)
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Mar 30, 2017 12:03AM

114553 Noah buddy knows the troubles he'd seen!
Mar 30, 2017 12:03AM

114553 Yes indeed...it reminds me of Tom Sawyer's Aunt Polly using "a chunk of fire" (ie a live coal) to remove Sid's tooth--by suddenly pushing the "chunk" into his face, so he'd jerk away!
Mar 29, 2017 11:59AM

114553 Not so much a love, as a curiosity. My mother tended to elaborate traditional sayings. For her it wasn't enough to "raise cane" which she used to mean be angry or act wild and crazy, she was always saying somebody "was gonna raise cane and put a chunk under it!"

I never did figure out--a chunk of what?
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Mar 29, 2017 11:57AM

114553 If Adam and Eve had been Chinese we'd be fine; they'd have left the apple alone and eaten the snake!

Instead of that, they picked the wrong thing and were soon raising Cain...
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Mar 29, 2017 01:12AM

114553 As the pastor said, it wasn't the apple on the tree that created the problem, it was the pair underneath!
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Mar 28, 2017 11:40AM

114553 Groovy wrote: "That's because plants have all the anthers"

Ohhh girl you are such a pistil!
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Mar 28, 2017 12:02AM

114553 I tried to make friends with Viney but she's such a clinger, and Rose can be a bit thorny!
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Mar 25, 2017 06:11AM

114553 I'll just have to leaf the situation to blossom in its own time.
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Mar 25, 2017 01:43AM

114553 Oh yes, my roots strike deep!
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Mar 24, 2017 12:26PM

114553 Thistle suprise you--I'vy never felt ferrrn here in Spain!
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Mar 24, 2017 11:28AM

114553 To go with its rosebud mouth!
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Mar 23, 2017 05:18AM

114553 The flower children went to seed and became bloomin' idiots.

And I don't do math puzzles.
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Mar 23, 2017 01:29AM

114553 I think they do, at a grassroots level, even though they might not be best buds!
Mar 21, 2017 12:56AM

114553 Said by a native English speaker: "You buttered your bread, now sleep in it!"
Mar 21, 2017 12:02AM

114553 I saw an interesting credit on an ITV programme: "Data Wrangler." For a series about adoptions at Battersea Dogs' Home???
Mar 21, 2017 12:01AM

114553 Theron wrote: "I like On fait ce qu'on peut: One does what one can. "

There's another version of that, which I like: "Je fais mon petit possible." Means basically the same thing.
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Mar 20, 2017 12:43PM

114553 Little Kathy took a drink
But she shall drink no more
For what she thought was H20
Was H2SO4.

(Sulfuric acid).
Mar 18, 2017 09:40AM

114553 Have we discussed the word "unconscionable"? I do use it...and I began to wonder what the root verb is. Because "changeable" comes from "to change," "cultivable" comes from "cultivate"...and because I obsess over words, aright? When I was young if someone talked about doing something edgy, I would often say, "Oh, I couldn't conscion that!" I said it aloud to a couple of friends who are both university Doctors (physics on the one hand, chemical engineering and psychology on the other--don't ask). They looked at me like O.o and asked me where I got it. Out of my head, I guess!

I used the phrase "I spent an unconscionable amount of money" to one of my conversational students yesterday and got the same look! LOL
114553 I hear you both! A prologue is usually safe, as it's written by the author and forms an integral part of the text...but those intros written by someone else, no thank you.