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Jun 23, 2017 11:28PM

114553 Mantle: totally superficial way of looking at Planet Earth. If you want to get some dirt on our world, you're gonna have to dig for it!
Jun 23, 2017 11:27PM

114553 I've been a housewife for 35 years. Don't talk to me about neverending housework! (And me with this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side...)
Jun 22, 2017 10:57PM

114553 With a word like that, they must be! LOL
Jun 22, 2017 10:57PM

114553 Oh I know they don't, Groovy. I was just letting off steam. It's an automated message, probably meant for the sort of GR member who reads 10 books a year to meet a "challenge." I don't need challenges to read! Now if they came up with a housework challenge, that might be interesting...."You cleaned the whole kitchen! Congratulations! What's next?" LOL
Jun 22, 2017 09:47AM

114553 Dear Goodreads: STOP sending me emails to inform me I finished a book I just posted a review on!! Are you really that stupid, or do you think I am? I KNOW I finished it, I was there!!! And I posted a freaking REVIEW.
Just stop it. NOW.
Jun 22, 2017 07:37AM

114553 "Spelunking." Fantastic shape in the mouth.
It's another word for caving, ie potholing.
Jun 21, 2017 10:57PM

114553 Aw, shucks, 'twerent nothin'! LOL Words are my job.

A former student asked me to proofread her final paper for her degree, on Hamlet. She was telling me she focussed on three scenes in particular, and started explaining the scene between Hamlet and Polonius. I said, "I know thee--thou art a fishmonger!" and she was soooo surprised that I could quote it. What, she thinks she's the only fan of Onkel Willy?
Jun 20, 2017 10:48PM

114553 The way it sounds! And of course it means what it sounds like. Fulsome praise--packed full.
There's a line in the wonderful Jeremy Brett version of The Hound of the Baskervilles that isn't in the original but I wish it were.

"It is not my wish to be fulsome, but--I covet your skull!"
"Behave and sit down, Dr Mortimer!"
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Jun 19, 2017 10:53PM

114553 When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
Jun 17, 2017 10:41AM

114553 Apparently Gelet Burgess coined the word "blurb." From Burgess’s Burgess Unabridged, 1914:

Blurb 1. A flamboyant advertisement; an inspired testimonial. 2. Fulsome praise; a sound like a publisher...On the “jacket” of the “latest” fiction, we find the blurb; abounding in agile adjectives and adverbs, attesting that this book is the “sensation of the year.”
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Jun 14, 2017 11:15PM

114553 ... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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Jun 13, 2017 11:18PM

114553 Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
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Jun 12, 2017 11:39PM

114553 Every time Charlie Brown's sister leaves the house, it's a sally!
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Jun 08, 2017 10:28PM

114553 Charlie would drive a yellow car with a brown zigzag stripe painted around the middle, of course.

I could see Peppermint Patty in a jeep, or maybe a Landrover.
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Jun 07, 2017 11:25PM

114553 Groovy wrote: "Speaking of Apple--if Apple made a car, would it have Windows?"

Lucy would drive an iCar, but Linux sure wouldn't.
Jun 07, 2017 11:23PM

114553 Maybe it comes from "blurt out"--where you just say something without thinking?
Jun 06, 2017 12:34AM

114553 "It's not easy being a chimp in a world of oversized gorillas."
Seen in the GR blurb for Willy and Hugh
Indeed it isn't.
Brought a smile to my face this morning.
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Jun 04, 2017 11:33PM

114553 An extra-cheezy joke! LOL
Jun 03, 2017 06:12AM

114553 Ohhhh I am on the boil! Went for coffee with some people. I was carrying a vintage Garfield paperback and something happened. I had to leave quickly and it got left behind. One of the people said she had picked it up. When I asked for it back on a later day, she said, "Oh yeah, it's at home." I asked for it again another day. She blinked and said, "Oh, it's just a book." Meaning, either she has no intention of returning it, or--more likely--her kids got hold of it and either tore it up or scribbled all over it or both.

"Just" a book!

Just MY book.
Jun 03, 2017 03:17AM

114553 I would swear this book was by Mary Stewart. I read it in the mid-1970s.
An English woman and her husband in Italy, on holiday or something. He is rumoured to be in love/cheating with a lady opera singer named Mallory. His name is Roarke. Wife hears rumours about "Roarke and La Mallory." But is he faithful, or not?

There's a recurring motif of a mosaic (I think) of a boy riding on a dolphin.

Some sort of mystery to do with a villa, an aging rich woman and her male protegé who goes around in slippers "to protect the mosaic floors."