Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all)’s Comments (group member since Sep 20, 2013)



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Nov 05, 2018 07:59AM

114553 Hey Groovy girl! I just realised where the term "turkey" came from back in the day to mean an idiot or obnoxious person. A turkey is what? A big fat white bird that is too dumb to come in out of the rain. You can see why African Americans in the not so long ago might feel moved to apply it to some white people, particularly those in power.
Nov 05, 2018 05:09AM

114553 Cracked up one of my students by using a phrase she didn't expect. I was working with my tablet and opened the wrong file. When I realised what I'd done I said, "Oh, not that one, you silly moo!" It broke her up and she asked me what it meant.

I realised that calling a woman a "stupid cow" is (obviously) quite insulting, while calling her a "silly moo" can be an affectionate thing.
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Nov 02, 2018 12:13PM

114553 She's not as hardboiled as she'd like to think, either. Just cracked!
Nov 02, 2018 12:12PM

114553 I quite agree! I already have six phone numbers on my mobile's blacklist.
Nov 02, 2018 11:30AM

114553 About ten or fifteen years back, at least in parts of the US, if a spammer phoned your mobile and you picked up, you got charged.
Nov 02, 2018 02:12AM

114553 Kills me when they call pretending to be from my phone provider, and then want to ask me for all my data, including my phone number! The last time that happened I laughed my head off down the phone and said, "Listen, darling, I don't know who you are, but I know for sure you aren't Orange, because they already have all that stuff on file!" and hung up forthwith.
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Nov 02, 2018 02:10AM

114553 Oh so I shouldn't say he felt so betrayed he started calling her Benedict Eggnold!
Nov 02, 2018 02:09AM

114553 Yes, it still happens. It depends on the culture and the level of education of both parties. When you consider that in Korea, for example, kissing in public is as scandalous as "doin' it" in public would be here...
Oct 31, 2018 01:35AM

114553 I just heard myself use the phrase "sitting pretty", first time I've used or heard it in a long time as it's an old Americanism. We were discussing how in my youth some girls still thought it was a good scheme to get pregnant and then force the young man in question to marry them; usually the guy was well-placed financially, so she'd be "sitting pretty." And how that stopped working somewhere in the late seventies. A friend of my sister's tried it in our small town in about 1979 with the rich boy; he dropped her like a hot potato, even though they were both catholic and at that time in that place, it was usually a deciding factor. That was also the first time a pregnant girl was allowed to finish her senior year at that school.
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Oct 31, 2018 12:40AM

114553 He'd better hope Hungry Jack doesn't turn up though!
Oct 31, 2018 12:39AM

114553 If she hasn't seen Sunny Again Tomorrow I recommend it. It's funny as well as dramatic. They're in the home stretch on KBS, but it's on Youtube. Even hubby got hooked!
Oct 30, 2018 11:45AM

114553 I used to work with a Christian magazine here, and part of my duties was taking phone orders. So people would know they had the right place, when I picked up I'd say, "Jesus is Lord, how can I help you?" I got a lot of clicks, but no telemarketing calls in those days.

Now I just let my husband answer. He has finally learned that it's completely OK to hang up on them without saying a word. Or if we happen to be watching a Korean soap, we just set the phone near the TV speaker and let them listen to Korean for awhile. That seems to have helped.
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Oct 30, 2018 12:44AM

114553 She'd better pour on the honey or she'll be scramblin' for a date!
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Oct 26, 2018 12:42AM

114553 I do too, but after what she said about his "short stack" I doubt they'll be makin' bacon any time soon...
Oct 25, 2018 11:57AM

114553 I've been enjoying the Jane Austen audiobook fest yet again, round my way...LOL

I have to say that the Phryne Fisher novels are way better than the TV series. They changed the plots completely!
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Oct 25, 2018 11:56AM

114553 I don't know what she's got to brag about, girl's not such a little sizzler herself!
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Oct 24, 2018 11:57PM

114553 It's because his girlfriend tweeted he's not such a hotcake after all.
Oct 24, 2018 11:56PM

114553 Have you been watching the Miss Fisher Mysteries? "She'll be right" sounds Australian.
Oct 23, 2018 11:55AM

114553 "Flibbertigibbet." I love the sound of that!! It's an Old English word meaning "chatterer." Now used for a flighty person who can't sit still.
Oct 22, 2018 11:53PM

114553 Here's a question for the UK contingent: Why, if the original word is HALF penny, do they pronounce it "tuppence HAYpenny" when shortening it? Surely it would be HAHpenny? You don't talk about HAYLF of something.