Turhan’s Comments (group member since Sep 06, 2014)

Turhan’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "Two old ladies are in church. The new young preacher gets a bit carried away and keeps talking...and talking...and talking. Finally one old lady leans over and says to her friend, "Gosh I hope he f..."

*LOL*

Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: ""It's 50% off."

Love to hear that!"

*Like*

Morning!... and goodbye, gotta go to work. Have a magical day everyone :)

A phrase that I've recently really enjoyed hearing is..."It's happy hour at ... wanna go?"

T4bsF wrote: "I remember "single" very well - boy did we have some fun - I have loads of very happy memories of times spent with my bezzies, but I was ready for settling down when I met Hubby at the age of 17 an..."

I was married at 19 too. I adopted my first wife's 3 year old son and a year later I was also the proud father to a daughter.

I had a 'very' busy single life prior to that and most of it was spent around the discos and clubs in the West End (London) I'm sure John Travolta's character in Saturday Night Fever was a rip-off of me ;-) I think if for some reason I 'stopped' being married, for whatever reason, that would be it for me. Girlfriend yes, wife, no.

T4bsF wrote: "....all that and more!!"

mrbooks wrote: "Yup neon yellow, the glow should be blinding you. Hey you don't stay married for thirty two years with out learning to be brave when you have to and to head for the hills when necessary."

You guys are a riot :)

BTW, I was married for 22 years to my first wife and 17 years to my current wife. I practically don't ever remember being single.

T4bsF wrote: "Oh dear!! Did she believe you when you blamed Predictive???"

Well, we don't know any Jenny's, so I think I got a pass :)

I had predictive text almost get me into trouble onetime.

My cat's name is Jengy. My wife was visiting her daughter for a couple of days and had texted me, asking me what I was up to. I texted back "I'm sitting here having a brandy with Jengy on my lap" Predictive text corrected Jengy for 'Jenny!'

Linda wrote: "Morning everyone"

Morning! :)

T4bsF wrote: "An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his doctor and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the roo..."

LOL ...nice one :)

Kath wrote: "Thanks, Turhan. I've just been told by a friend that this is a classic observation by a lady of a certain age. He's got me bang to rights!"

Your friend sounds very perceptive, he must know you well. :)

Kath wrote: "The Wedding by Kath Middleton

There was another wedding at the village church today. It's been a summer for weddings. The family arrive in their best and brightest outfits and all the faces smile...."

Fab!

Kath wrote: "One from me -

Togetherness by Kath Middleton

Paul had taken his courage in both hands and gone along with his pregnant wife to her ante-natal classes. The instructor, a trained midwife, had lots ..."

Excellent!

Linda wrote: "Good morning everyone.


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Good morning!

T4bsF wrote: "akimbo:-
adverb
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(with reference to limbs) flung out widely or haphazardly.
"he collapsed on the bed, legs akimbo"

Although my use is not to do with actual body parts the word has now become wide..."

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what akimbo means but you're right, I never associated it with inanimate objects, just limbs :)

T4bsF wrote: "Morning all. After a very blustery night with wheelie bins flying akimbo, today is still windy, but with beautiful sunshine. Have a great day everyone."

Akimbo? ... never mind ... Good morning to ya'll, see ya later, bye :)

What's the best time to make a dentist appointment ...

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Emma wrote: "Happy Anniversary Mrbooks :)

I'd love to be married Ori (very different to get married which is, of course, all about the dress) but my SO wants to save and do it properly so I guess I have to le..."

"As for book cover I'll advertise a little sneak preview closer to launch Turhan"

Looking forward to it! :)

T4bsF wrote: "Come Spring 2015, I shall pass on your message Emma :0)

Me and my OH have been married for 44 years now and, as you say mrbooks, it only seems like yesterday........ I wish it was tomorrow - the..."

OMG ... :) luv your sense of humour, it is humour, right?

T4bsF wrote: "....but you probably wouldn't get 'good measures' in ODD pubs!!"


I luv ODD and I luv pubs! :)