Sorrel’s Comments (group member since Sep 05, 2013)

Sorrel’s comments from the The Unicorn and Rainbow clan of Joy and Utter Madness group.

I was just wondering about everyone's opinion on *drum roll please*



































GUYLINER

Nah it's not a farm, I'm pretty sure you don't have them.

Quite often they're in cities where not many people have access to green space. They can be in parks or wherever there's spare land. They look basically like loads of little gardens all joined up to each other. Thanks Wayan, they're really hard to describe I had to think for like a minute.

An allotment is a large piece of Land owned usually by the council. People who live in flats or in houses that don't have gardens can apply and are given little pieces of this land to do whatever they like with it (within reason). Sometimes they grow flowers, vegetables, keep chickens. I think they're called allotments because you're given an allotted space.

I feel very interruptery but I've been wanting to know for ages whether you have allotments in America and if so whether you call them allotments and if not what do you call them?

Thank you! I just watched the Child catcher scene out of Chitty Chitty bang bang and I can't stop thinking of his face appearing at that grate and ugh... scary.

I keep on talking to inanimate objects then people come into the room and give me strange looks. THE PROTRACTOR WAS LONELY, OKAY? IT WAS SICK OF HAVING ONLY THE COMPASS TO TALK TO BECAUSE I LOST THE ITTY BITTY RULER AND THE WEIRD TRIANGLE THINGS NO ONE KNOWS THE REASON FOR AND THE ITTTY BITTY PENCIL FOR THE COMPASS AND IT WANTED TO TALK TO ME! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE YOU PEDANTS.
I have all these invites for discussions that I know I will never ever go on and then I'll feel bad. But I feel bad for not accepting. Also I do not like it when people send those whole friend list invites. It makes me feel unspecial. And yes that is a word.
Spoon.

There is a clock in the corner of this room and it's staring at me. Please make it stop :-(

I do believe that you meant English accent Liza. A British accent would be a mix of English, Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish. Ugh I sound so annoying, I know but I'm half Scottish so I feel like Scotland and Wales and Northern Ireland are unappreciated because when people say Britain they so often think of England. And Scotland and Northern Ireland and Wales are so very sad about it aren't you Scotland and Northern- Hold on! I started talking to countries. Normal is too hard.

Last year I went on an orchestra trip and we weren't allowed to dress up. It was so sad. But I am going to tell you about this girl who dressed up as a unicorn. She wore white top, cardi, legging s and shoes and then she crafted this giant horse shaped head out of those big cardboard boxes you get for moving and painted it white. Then she added silver tinselly strips for mane and forelock and then made a horn. It had blue eyes with long eyelashes. I think the nostrils were the eye holes.
You're costume. That sounds pretty cool. I haven't read the Iron fey series so I don't know what they look like but that sounds cool. Yo should use bright blue face paint/ eye liner to make weird patterns around your eyes. Electric blue sounds like a good colour but you could also go lilac because my sisters friends dressed up as evil faeries or something for halloween and they had lilac contacts and it looked so creepy and awesome. Feathers and braids sounds cool too. Are you thinking of beading the braids? Because that would look cool, electric blue braids. What were you thinking of clothes wise?
The year before last I was an Ent with two friends (out of Lord of the rings) we wore brown and died our hair green and back combed it and hairsprayed it until it looked a little like leaves.
I'm thinking of being a creepy Alice in wonderland- think Alice in wonderland but holding cut up fluffy toy bunny smeared with red paint and with red paint smeared on white apron.

No the lather! Oh the lather! So much sea satly lather!

... Okay




AND MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE

Also, in case our thread wants some Bunny pictures "Wishful thinking thread, do you want bunnies?" "No." "Well you're having some anyway, silly cookie." I think this picture may be rather big...

I know how, I will post the unicorns and if the Ducky is willing she can find some awesome cupcakes.
S'a kitty on a unicorn :-)

Yes, yes they do.
IT'S A FLYING UNICORN PIG. WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE?
So true.
Now all we need is some lovely cupcakes.

I accept! It's funny because the first bit is similar to this thing I used to be called which was Sorrelina Feneloni. Which I think sounds like pasta.

I have finished it, and I shall contact the wishful thinking box.
"Wishful thinking box, you know what they've said."
"I do... And I'm still not all that sure. But... maybe if someone posted pictures of cakes on here? Or some unicorns? I feel like I'm being unicorn deprived. PLeAsE can I have some unicorn friends? Please?!"
"I think that is indeed possible."

I do wish to enter the circle of phantazzymagoricalness!
My journey on the jelly brick road was long and tedious. My feet stuck to the road and on either side candy canes beckoned, trying to tempt me from the chosen path. But I kept my eyes on the road and just thought of my christening and managed to stay on the road. Even when the brought out the fake unicorns and the chocolate drop. On my way I passed an encouragement bear who cheered me on. I passed a sad and hungry looking soldier who I shared my smarties with and he turned into a faerie, tapped me on the head and clicked his fingers and all of a sudden I was holding a cloak. When you put the cloak on, you think of what you want to wear and when you remove it you're wearing what you pictured. I'm now wearing a banana costume and I think I really suit it. I took a shortcut and ended up on the rainbow road. The rainbow road is where fictional characters can come to life. I saw Sir Guy of Gisborne, as played by Richard Armitage. I saw Fred and George weasly marching about in christmas jumpers. I saw every Doctor who and every Doctor's companion. I saw Hiccup riding Toothless with Astrid. I saw Rapunzle and Flynn Rider (no- he is NOT called Ugeane) with their friends from the fluffy duckling. I saw Shrek and Donkey and Puss going on an adventure. I stopped and talked to Howl and laughed at him and the guitar he can't actually play for a while. I met the poor misunderstood Witch from Hansel and Gretel and shared a meal of vegetable stew and dumplings with her and listened to her life story (she's actually really nice and misunderstood and tell you about her sometime.) Finally I made my through the circle of Oak trees and the unicorn soldier statues in which I now find myself.
I do believe in unicorns and rainbows, I do, I do. I do believe in unicorns and rainbows, I do, I do.
Let me think... Legend (wait for it) Dary! Legendary!
I will be the guardian of all gratitude bears and I am sure I will have many lovely conversations with threads.
I say hello to Leo and I ask him if he has been raiding the fridge and just generally being not very gratitude bear-like.

Yeah. But I have to go now so this must wait for tomorrow. Oh the agony! *agony, agony, agony*
Adios

Today I had:
Maths- NOOOO! I do Not get the nth term!
Music- Bla. I do not care about the twelve bar blues. My partner had to go to music lessons and I had to work by myself. And I couldn't figure out the technology of the apple mak for about half an hour.
Electronics- I love my tech lessons! My PCB layout worked! I was so proud. (I was one of three whos worked)
English- drawing and listening to our English teacher read the women black (and she's great at reading a loud. That was good)
Spanish: Writing random rubbish about ourselves in spanish in the computer suite. Just decorated the page with flying books and wrote that I liked to dance and look at art galleries (both massive lies. I'm bad at lying and I prefer museums).
Now I'm done boring you I'm off to travel on a rainbow on a sparkly rainbow unicorn holding a sparkly rainbow kitten. Aurevoir.

Hello? Wayan? Mum? God? What am I doing here?