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I love Italy. For hundreds of years, if not centuries, the people of italy (Italians) have been living here." [Audrey's insight]
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― Audrey Gordon's Tuscan Summer
― Audrey Gordon's Tuscan Summer
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The chilling atmosphere of the secluded old mansion on the mountaintop was enough to give anyone the creeps. Given the choice, Nelie would rather live in a trailer park or a tree trunk but, alas, living in the old mansion had been her childhood dream.
She had other dreams but those were about naked men and winning the lottery and finding a word that rhymed with eggshell.
from Love in the Time of Rising Gas Prices
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