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The chilling atmosphere of the secluded old mansion on the mountaintop was enough to give anyone the creeps. Given the choice, Nelie would rather live in a trailer park or a tree trunk but, alas, living in the old mansion had been her childhood dream.
She had other dreams but those were about naked men and winning the lottery and finding a word that rhymed with eggshell.
from Love in the Time of Rising Gas Prices
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His words thrummed in, deep, imprinting themselves on her very deepest, deepest, deep bits.
“I believe I am your destiny. You are mine, as I am yours. We shall be one. So one that your air will be mine, your scent mine, your blood will fill my veins, your soul and my soul will entwine together forever. Everything about you, mine.”
Wow. “Those little china animals on my mantelpiece?”
“Mine.
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― Squirm: Virgin Captive of the Billionaire Biker Tentacle Monster
― Squirm: Virgin Captive of the Billionaire Biker Tentacle Monster
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