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Nasty
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You have a bunch of cracked-out hoes fighting over Flavor Flav, the king of funk nasty. You have to wonder what in the hell must be going through these women’s minds to have to want to hook up with him. He’s nasty! I would rather hook up with some of my relatives in a weekend than with Flavor Flav. Of course, it would have to be a long weekend filled with tranquilizers and alcohol – in mass quantities – but, point being said that that scrawny man is funky. Don’t let the clocks or Viking hats foo
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I couldn't get through this last book."
"He didn't even just skip ahead to read the sex scenes," Helia said. "Which is what he normally does with your paranormals."
Patrick turned to Gabriel. "This is your revenge, isn't it?"
"Helia and Alexios? Gabriel said. "This is Patrick. He'll be accompanying us to Seanna."
"Oooh," Alexios said. "It's a family reunion."
"So you really are Gabriel's father?" Helia said. "That's what everyone says, but then we found Seanna and started thinking maybe the
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― Rituals
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