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Koala
“
If you were an animal, what would you be?"
"A phoenix," I said, without even giving it some thought. My hand shot to my broken flame ring, turning it on my thumb. West nodded. I didn't know why, but somehow I had a feeling he knew exactly what I was talking about.
"You?" I asked.
"Koala. I'd get to sleep all day, but still be cute as fuck, so getting laid wouldn't be an issue.
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― Playing with Fire
― Playing with Fire
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Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.
”
― Disney in Shadow
― Disney in Shadow
