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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
Me Talk Pretty One Day
Good Omens
Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc.
Holidays on Ice
Naked
Yes Please
Sh*t My Dad Says
J.F. Lewis
Eric: But you already know... Greta: Well, yeah, but I still want us to have The Talk. All daughters get to have The Talk. Eric: Fine. You remember the book "If you give a Mouse a Cookie"? Greta: Ye-es. Eric: It's like that. Greta: No it isn't. Eric: No. It absolutely is... Eric: If you give a boy a kiss, he'll want to touch your cookies. If you let him touch your cookies, he'll want to unwrap them. If you let him unwrap them, he'll want to put them in his mouth. And THEN, if you let him ...more
J.F. Lewis

Matthew D. Heines
Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through. ...more
Matthew D. Heines

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A group for all fandoms, but mainly Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Harry Potter. NO hate pl…more
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