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Everyman
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Jews are just like everyone else, only more so.
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Suburban Strain
by Stewart Stafford
Hedgecutters are out in force,
Only doing it to avoid divorce,
Futile pleas that it can be enough,
Rush out and buy more stuff.
Bake out in the sun to peel and fry,
Turn lobster red as tiny drones spy,
Stiffly inside to scream and moan,
A walking barbecue with an overdue loan.
The blaring alarm clock cracks the whip;
Shower, coffee, then a doom-scrolled trip!
Women apply warpaint on bus and train,
Call out sick — the malingerer’s strain.
A Master’s in stud
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